The Shadow

"Between the idea / And the reality / Between the motion / And the act / Falls the Shadow . . . For Thine is the Kingdom"

15 May 2007

News to hand

A panel of expert judges has declared the University of Newcastle (UNCLE) to be the most avuncular in Australia.

The announcement came after a gruelling 18 month testing period which saw the country's top tertiary institutions being put through their paces.

"In the end, we just thought it was the uni that you'd most want to kick a footy around the backyard with. It also had some great yarns and the best range of fart jokes!" said senior researcher, Uncle Bob.

In response, a spokesperson for the University of Sydney suggested no-one behind the Sandstone Curtain really cares.

"Some people are interested in which uni shares the most characteristics with their favourite uncle. Others aren't," she said.


At 11:02 pm, Blogger Jonathan said...

Meanwhile, researchers in the beehive insisted that the Hunter institution be referred to by it's full title (UNCLE, Australia), but others dismissed the University of Newcastle upon Tyne as a boring uNCLe with a tendency to drone on in an incomprehensible accent.

At 11:52 pm, Blogger tdix said...

Blair was able to overcome his incomprehensible accent. But look where he is now...

At 8:14 pm, Blogger Jonathan said...

Did you know he was born in Scotland?


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